Another one of those blinds that I honed in on was this one:

This one soap is just about ready to tell a demanding-but-insanely-popular diva where to go, and even has a contingency plan—a superstar from a recently cancelled soap, who is just itchin' to join the cast of said show.

Regardless of the VM situation, wouldn't it be great if this was about she-who-shall-not-be-named??  Kick her to the curb!!!!  I do have to disagree with the "insanely popular" part, though.