More from DD Jastank dialogue (someone added their own comments in parenthesis):

Sam: Jason I hate that we have to be married to qualify for conjugal visits. I really hate to bring this up....I know you have a lot on your mind but...

Jason: Are you saying you want to break up?

Sam: Nooooooooooo, I'm asking if you want to get married.

Jason: (in shock, stuttering and nervous) Well I haven't given marriage much thought being in here.

Sam: (apologetic and pathetic) Look you have so much on your mind, I know.

Jason: (resigned) I'll do whatever you want.

Sam: (acting all grateful) You would?

Jason: (scared shit now and backtracking) Yeah I would BUT I need to know that you really thought this through because if for some reason I am here longer or I need to serve my full sentence you should be able to move on with your life.

Sam: (acting all desperate) No, I wouldn't want to do that I mean, oh gosh I have a life Jason. I have got my job and I have got my family and I will wait for you to get out.

Jason: OK, (long pause now he's really scared and trying to talk his way out of it again) I mean it's your decision and as much as I would love for you to show up here in one of those little outfits. Getting married --

Sam: (finally catching on that this is not what he wants) Oh you know what? You're right. You're right. OK . It's a little over the top. Even for me. Thanks for agreeing to it though.

-Not one freaking mention of love. Not one. It was all about S.E.X. for both of them. LMAO

-
WTF is wrong with you? Are you delayed or something?

-Hey man that was the dialogue word for word. Pretty f**king funny too. Love how you need to attack me for it though.

-What is the point of typing up dialogue? Seems like a waste of time.

-Hard to dispute actual dialogue so no waste of my time. Thanks for your concern though.