Jason: How bad do I want to kiss you right now.

Sam: Oh, I know, I wish I could, too. Oh, Jason, I hate that you have to be married to qualify for conjugal visits. Ok. I really hate to bring this up. I know that you have a lot on your mind, and... well, this is really unfair.

Jason: What? Are you saying that you want to break up?

Sam: Break up? No. No, I'm asking if you want to get married. 

Jason: Well, I haven't given... marriage much thought. You know, being in here.

Sam: Well, you have so much on your mind. I know.

Jason: I'll do whatever you want.

Sam: You would?

Jason: Yeah, I would. But I need to know that you really thought this through, because if for some reason, I'm here longer or I even serve my full sentence, you should be able to move on with your life--

Sam: No, I wouldn't want to do that. I mean...oh, gosh. I have a life, Jason. I've got my job, I've got my family. I want to wait for you to get out.

Jason: Ok. I mean, it's your decision. And as much as I would love for you to just show up here in one of those little outfits, getting married--

Sam: Oh, you know what, you're right. You're right. Ok, it's a little over the top, even for me. Thanks for agreeing to it, though.

Jason: I know that you didn't sign on for prison.

Sam: I know, but I did sign on for whatever came next. I'm gonna be ok, Jason. I promise.


Jason: How's Spinelli doing?

Sam: Oh, Spinelli. Um, well, he won't come into the office. I actually found him at home in his pajamas buried in the computer.

Jason: Is he trying to find a way to get Michael out?

Sam: No, he is not. He is addicted to some online gaming tournament. He plays it till all hours of the night, Jason. He's obsessed with it. I kind of think it's his way of coping with feeling so helpless.

Jason: Can you just find something for this guy to do to distract him, to make him feel useful?

Sam: Yeah. I mean, I can put him on the whole conjugal visits thing. I mean, maybe he can find a loophole somewhere.

Jason: Are you really... gonna leave our fate in Spinelli's hands?

Sam: Oh, Jason, I am desperate.

[Keys jingling] Guard #2: Back to your cell, Morgan.

Sam: [Groans] [Sighs]

Or exhales a breath of relief?


LOLOLOL   THE ROMANCE - NO.